The New Map of America

  • Publicado em 20 Set 2019
    ♦ People in the video ♦
    Ted -
    Jawsh -
    Traves -
    Hugbox -
    Mason -
    Fitz -
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch -
    → Twitter -
    → Instagram -
    → Discord -
    → Subreddit -
    Music -
    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals
    Outro: hier - confess
    Other music I have used can be found here -
    The New Map of America
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Comentários • 12 661

  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  Mês atrás +10110


    • Donovan Smith
      Donovan Smith Dia atrás

      He ded

    • Ramen
      Ramen 2 dias atrás +1

      How will pizza get a job now

    • Nerd_World
      Nerd_World 2 dias atrás +1

      It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out

    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno 3 dias atrás +1


  • Jake Kemp
    Jake Kemp 5 minutos atrás

    He has squashed the hamburjer

  • Alexis
    Alexis 7 minutos atrás

    Question: what the heck is The Creepy a piggy Vlog channel that you are subscribed to. I watched the video and it honestly, truly, scares me. I need an explanation, please... Please why?

  • Judd Quanstrom
    Judd Quanstrom 22 minutos atrás +1

    Big lion

  • Ray Trujillo
    Ray Trujillo Hora atrás +2

    Just so you know my friends and I made cram at school and hit its to lay in the Sun for a fortnite

    CRAWFORDx96 2 horas atrás +1

    I've never watched any of Carson's videos, I've only ever seen him in other people's videos, but his content is the epitome of quality shitposting and I absolutely love it.

  • Comrade XD
    Comrade XD 3 horas atrás


  • blaxlan koca
    blaxlan koca 3 horas atrás +1

    B I G L I O N

  • i dead
    i dead 4 horas atrás

    i almost couldnt breath when travis said the alligator thing

  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious metamphetamines

    The Blue Crew Pros

  • Casey Huckel
    Casey Huckel 5 horas atrás

    Big lion

  • Twxtchy
    Twxtchy 5 horas atrás


  • Ridge McCall
    Ridge McCall 6 horas atrás

    Did you in friend me on ps4

  • major yikes
    major yikes 6 horas atrás

    Who’s more powerful:
    The merciless sun god
    Or big lion?

  • Nostalgia Corp.
    Nostalgia Corp. 7 horas atrás

    Dude Ted is like
    Hella good at drawing tho

  • Cad Chamberlain
    Cad Chamberlain 7 horas atrás

    big lion merch

  • Cad Chamberlain
    Cad Chamberlain 7 horas atrás +1

    "Can I add more diamond?"
    (photo of Simon Cowell pops up)
    *"Uh oh"*

  • Donovan Smith
    Donovan Smith 7 horas atrás

    14:30 i wish carson would post these whole rec sessions as vods bc i really wanna know what the fuck is happening here

  • Pinkglaceon1104
    Pinkglaceon1104 10 horas atrás

    Can't believe Big Lion™ vibe checked Pheb

  • Plague Doctor
    Plague Doctor 12 horas atrás

    I jacked off

  • Paweł K
    Paweł K 13 horas atrás


  • Cyber
    Cyber 14 horas atrás

    Can you guys just make a game where the protagonist has to defeat Big Lion?

  • Måns Hellgren 9C
    Måns Hellgren 9C 15 horas atrás +1

    Haha i really like this video lmao Xd :P

  • Dr Mystery
    Dr Mystery 16 horas atrás

    Whats tge duscord server?

  • Dr Mystery
    Dr Mystery 16 horas atrás

    Big lion

  • Anthony Woodward
    Anthony Woodward 17 horas atrás

    How about them poki and Fitz Minecraft videos eh?

  • C Day
    C Day 20 horas atrás

    When you wanna make a joke but nobody finds it funny so you keep pushing it until it is funny

  • DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/
    DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/ 20 horas atrás +1

    No One
    Carson: *throws Youtooz on the ground*
    Some Random Girl: *M o a n s*

  • Legate Leonis
    Legate Leonis 21 hora atrás

    Travis is the cutest thing in this side of BR-plus. Where can I buy one?

  • TeSed Kitsune
    TeSed Kitsune 21 hora atrás

    _Would you look at that he's made a face_

  • Hey Hey
    Hey Hey 22 horas atrás

    One day travis really just decided to make his A's look like that. As far as I know no one is taught to do them like that, you have to just decide to do them like that. Wild.

  • KiwiAnimations
    KiwiAnimations 22 horas atrás

    Large canine

  • Mooshi
    Mooshi 22 horas atrás

    Why does CallMeCarson's toy look like the principal of Middleschool the Worst Years of my Life?

  • Justin Koker
    Justin Koker 23 horas atrás

    Welp my times as come 0:45

  • Shooty McSh00ty
    Shooty McSh00ty 23 horas atrás +1


  • Leonassassin3
    Leonassassin3 Dia atrás

    *big lion*

    KAEDAN JIMENEZ Dia atrás


  • Ice Is my name
    Ice Is my name Dia atrás

    Is nick high 24/7

  • MrDozed
    MrDozed Dia atrás +1

    Looking up because you made me feel down

  • WhoLikeMinecraf
    WhoLikeMinecraf Dia atrás

    He clearly like it!

  • noswaggernoservice
    noswaggernoservice Dia atrás

    almost forgot to watch this today

  • Bag of Marbles
    Bag of Marbles Dia atrás

    11:22-11:23 “I kinda’ fuck with his vision”

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 Dia atrás

    If kernal sanders was president "lets make america finger licking good for only $99.99

  • xd Sapphire
    xd Sapphire Dia atrás

    not gonna lie. thats hot

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 Dia atrás

    2:00 you should have made virginia a virgin

  • Aiden Pavon
    Aiden Pavon Dia atrás

    No wonder why fitz is stealing Pokimane

  • Pmysta 0
    Pmysta 0 Dia atrás

    I live at the grumpy face next to the tractor on Travis’s

  • Alvin Junior
    Alvin Junior Dia atrás

    carson you should check out this funny weird yt channel its called "the fat service patrol"

  • Thatoneguy
    Thatoneguy Dia atrás

    After like 3 months, I finally get the wood fired pizza joke

  • Sir Linkachu
    Sir Linkachu Dia atrás

    It's big lion

  • Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro

    Travis is my favourite character in the call be mars on aimg
    Edit: sorry I was having a stroke
    I meant travis is my favourite character on the call me Carson anime

  • Shannon Stout
    Shannon Stout Dia atrás

    B I G L I O N

  • Squipy 123
    Squipy 123 Dia atrás

    This is my favourite video so far 😂😂😂

  • loosechange sentiments

    Big lion...... he truly has changed My life i know that much

  • Juan Morales
    Juan Morales Dia atrás

    8:01 this will make jason talk

  • Just Лунтяй :D

    From this video nobody don't saw Carson.

  • Jhumar Cuzon
    Jhumar Cuzon Dia atrás

    "My 3 inches went somewhere else"
    Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.

  • Tots 01
    Tots 01 Dia atrás

    Big lion is so gay

  • ToiletMorphGaming
    ToiletMorphGaming Dia atrás

    This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.

  • рей 109 EE 2 ッシ

    Uh oh stinky

  • cool doge
    cool doge Dia atrás +1


  • Smeaty_K derpplayz
    Smeaty_K derpplayz Dia atrás +1

    "Is that Michigan at the top?"
    "the great lakes?"
    " _no its the hamburger helper_ "

    *Destruction : 100*

  • Danny
    Danny Dia atrás +1

    Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic

  • marin calkins
    marin calkins Dia atrás

    1:15 _D A N G E R_

  • Baby Angelz
    Baby Angelz Dia atrás

    "Big Lion"

  • HeadStreekKiller 234

    At 10:00
    When Depression hits

  • Stranger Man
    Stranger Man Dia atrás

    When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.

  • Jameszz
    Jameszz Dia atrás

    Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.

  • Killian Berreth
    Killian Berreth 2 dias atrás

    Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.

  • LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)

    That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada

    SOL- ACTURUS 2 dias atrás +1

    Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?

  • Horrer SX
    Horrer SX 2 dias atrás

    This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-

  • CatAndTegan
    CatAndTegan 2 dias atrás

    *_its freaking big lion_*

  • rainbowdragonXD
    rainbowdragonXD 2 dias atrás

    Oh hail BIG LION

    HUTERBOY520 2 dias atrás

    Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.

  • Dakota
    Dakota 2 dias atrás

    Travis is that special friend smh

  • Digital Dip
    Digital Dip 2 dias atrás

    I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.

  • The Skipper
    The Skipper 2 dias atrás +1

    Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police

  • Im NaTivv3
    Im NaTivv3 2 dias atrás +1

    13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*

  • FauxParadox
    FauxParadox 2 dias atrás

    Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore

  • Osman Say
    Osman Say 2 dias atrás

    Wood fired pizza?
    How is pizza gonna get a job now

    Like if epic funny fortnite meme.

  • MyF82H8
    MyF82H8 2 dias atrás

    Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3

  • omerramo14
    omerramo14 2 dias atrás

    That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw

  • sad cat
    sad cat 2 dias atrás

    *BIG LION*

    BEANFISH 2 dias atrás

    All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣

    BEANFISH 2 dias atrás

    Turn the big lion map into a poster RIGHT NOW

  • Ayanna V
    Ayanna V 2 dias atrás

    Im trying to watch this in class without laughing out loud. Its so hard

  • logan scott
    logan scott 2 dias atrás +1

    What if BIG LION is actually just made of CRAM...

  • Clark Time
    Clark Time 2 dias atrás +1

    The part where Carson doesn’t like the way the a is written is funny cause he uses that style in his subtitles.. lol

  • I ate a cat For breakfast
    I ate a cat For breakfast 2 dias atrás +1


    I'm just going to leave this here

  • Elijah Kerrigan
    Elijah Kerrigan 2 dias atrás

    I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves

  • Jennifer Caisip
    Jennifer Caisip 2 dias atrás

    Loud in the start
    Chill in the outroo

  • lol ficus
    lol ficus 2 dias atrás

    5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing

  • Darq
    Darq 2 dias atrás

    New month, New vid

  • Jet Williams
    Jet Williams 2 dias atrás

    5 friends

  • PotatoPotPie
    PotatoPotPie 2 dias atrás

    This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.

  • Khyebot Noneyabiss
    Khyebot Noneyabiss 2 dias atrás

    Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.

  • ImShitAtFortnite 69
    ImShitAtFortnite 69 2 dias atrás

    B I G L I O N

  • maybree adams
    maybree adams 2 dias atrás

    " he thinks four dimensionally "

  • wuna boi
    wuna boi 2 dias atrás

    what about Alaska??