It is the first day of university

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  • Publicado em 10 Set 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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Comentários • 14 114

  • Jesse Ortega
    Jesse Ortega Dia atrás

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad
    Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  • HowdyGents
    HowdyGents Dia atrás

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  • Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken Dia atrás

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • DAVE? Official Fanpage

    God dammit Samantha

  • Matthew Barnette
    Matthew Barnette Dia atrás

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."
    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury Dia atrás

    She's a modern day Velma

  • ketsia
    ketsia Dia atrás

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers 2 dias atrás

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson 2 dias atrás

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED 2 dias atrás +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.

    Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 dias atrás

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu 2 dias atrás

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire 2 dias atrás

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 2 dias atrás

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass 2 dias atrás

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 2 dias atrás +1

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 2 dias atrás

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor 2 dias atrás

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome BR-plusrs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder 2 dias atrás

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 2 dias atrás

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 2 dias atrás

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 2 dias atrás

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 2 dias atrás

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones 2 dias atrás

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani 2 dias atrás

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby 2 dias atrás

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant 2 dias atrás +3

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin 2 dias atrás

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos 2 dias atrás

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty 2 dias atrás

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler 2 dias atrás

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 2 dias atrás

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 2 dias atrás

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 2 dias atrás

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 2 dias atrás

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley 2 dias atrás

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 2 dias atrás

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 2 dias atrás

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 2 dias atrás +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 2 dias atrás

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 2 dias atrás +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma 3 dias atrás

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA 3 dias atrás

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou 3 dias atrás

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel 3 dias atrás +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed 3 dias atrás +2

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs 3 dias atrás

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater 3 dias atrás +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown 3 dias atrás

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy 3 dias atrás

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett 3 dias atrás

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili 3 dias atrás

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka
    Giglipuff Darumaka 3 dias atrás

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G 3 dias atrás

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys 3 dias atrás

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil 3 dias atrás

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • V S C O
    V S C O 3 dias atrás

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique
    Saraf Wasima Siddique 3 dias atrás

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti
    Bianca Marchetti 3 dias atrás

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft
    Camron Holdcroft 3 dias atrás

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on BR-plus so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri 3 dias atrás

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • 3 dias atrás

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson 3 dias atrás

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley 3 dias atrás

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu 3 dias atrás

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter
    I’m Peter 3 dias atrás

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann
    Kee Glanzmann 3 dias atrás

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy
    Firelightdaisy 3 dias atrás

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Martin G
    Martin G 3 dias atrás

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • Spoiled Milk
    Spoiled Milk 3 dias atrás

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Macy Mclaren
    Macy Mclaren 3 dias atrás

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • Hiba Al-badarneh
    Hiba Al-badarneh 3 dias atrás

    You're weird
    I like weird people
    God i really enjoy ur videos
    Keep going🌻

  • CatsAreCool
    CatsAreCool 3 dias atrás

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Toga Himiko
    Toga Himiko 3 dias atrás

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting
    School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae 3 dias atrás

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V 3 dias atrás

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore 3 dias atrás

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday 3 dias atrás

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler 3 dias atrás +1

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K 3 dias atrás

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. 3 dias atrás

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo 4 dias atrás

    Are you planning on doing BR-plus full time as a job

  • cj
    cj 4 dias atrás

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan 4 dias atrás

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • mrbxrns
    mrbxrns 4 dias atrás

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass 4 dias atrás

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red 4 dias atrás

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid 4 dias atrás

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki 4 dias atrás

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy 4 dias atrás

    "Colkulus"

  • Purple_potato 5
    Purple_potato 5 4 dias atrás

    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  • Adrian Spade
    Adrian Spade 4 dias atrás

    Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  • asdas hfsiisoszx
    asdas hfsiisoszx 4 dias atrás

    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Julianna Rimondi
    Julianna Rimondi 4 dias atrás

    low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  • Allie A
    Allie A 4 dias atrás

    Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  • Heifel Andrade
    Heifel Andrade 4 dias atrás

    Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  • aurel
    aurel 4 dias atrás

    2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  • K10Kelly
    K10Kelly 4 dias atrás

    W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  • Justice Hudson
    Justice Hudson 4 dias atrás

    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Process
      Process 4 dias atrás

      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.
      Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.