It is the first day of university

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  • Publicado em 10 Set 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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Comentários • 14 502

  • Tried 2
    Tried 2 Dia atrás

    My math teacher loves math jokes but


    They make no sense

  • Kaya Robinson
    Kaya Robinson Dia atrás

    Why doesnt she have a lisence or a car??

  • Casey C
    Casey C Dia atrás

    what's in your mouth for the first segment? 😂

  • Elly Kellogg
    Elly Kellogg 2 dias atrás

    god i love u

  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana 5 dias atrás

    The wigs 😭

  • Riley Montana
    Riley Montana 5 dias atrás

    Lmao this had my dying

  • Krosant UWU
    Krosant UWU 5 dias atrás

    Someone has to sponsor Joana!

  • ur mom
    ur mom 6 dias atrás

    dont mess up *now*

  • Amber Perkins
    Amber Perkins 6 dias atrás

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  • Mrs. Lee Felix
    Mrs. Lee Felix 6 dias atrás

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  • hey at least I tried
    hey at least I tried 7 dias atrás

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

  • Vernita Samuel
    Vernita Samuel 7 dias atrás

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  • Cyber_Blue
    Cyber_Blue 8 dias atrás

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  • lotte in weimar
    lotte in weimar 8 dias atrás

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers"
    That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • Cash’s Vlogs
    Cash’s Vlogs 10 dias atrás

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year......




    How dare you Joana

  • Weird Creep
    Weird Creep 12 dias atrás +2

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  • Sienna Magic
    Sienna Magic 13 dias atrás

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  • mj
    mj 13 dias atrás

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  • jin's china plates
    jin's china plates 14 dias atrás

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  • cornellcornell1
    cornellcornell1 14 dias atrás

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  • Esme Rosales
    Esme Rosales 16 dias atrás

    i recognize that food court 😭

  • Samantha Herrador
    Samantha Herrador 16 dias atrás

    Yes

  • rhianna
    rhianna 16 dias atrás

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  • wetweineydog
    wetweineydog 16 dias atrás

    take me to harry styles

  • retno sri danisworo
    retno sri danisworo 16 dias atrás

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  • GachaMeme
    GachaMeme 16 dias atrás

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  • azrielic_
    azrielic_ 17 dias atrás

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  • K Lum
    K Lum 18 dias atrás

    0:15 Olaf

  • Madisyn Smith
    Madisyn Smith 18 dias atrás

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  • Penelope Carnival
    Penelope Carnival 18 dias atrás

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  • Chloe Vega
    Chloe Vega 18 dias atrás +1

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  • Maxine Lyncey
    Maxine Lyncey 19 dias atrás

    ey i read percy jackson too

  • Sahara
    Sahara 21 dia atrás

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  • coffee beans
    coffee beans 22 dias atrás

    we have added features such as: adult

  • Zzzannie
    Zzzannie 22 dias atrás

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  • rubz.x
    rubz.x 22 dias atrás

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  • Keisha Muzadi
    Keisha Muzadi 22 dias atrás

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  • María Ibarzábal
    María Ibarzábal 23 dias atrás

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  • lauren elizabeth
    lauren elizabeth 24 dias atrás

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  • Lina Zhou
    Lina Zhou 24 dias atrás

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  • ACC
    ACC 24 dias atrás

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 24 dias atrás

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 24 dias atrás

    🌃🔪

  • Leilani Child
    Leilani Child 25 dias atrás

    physics is useless- tbh

  • natasha parvin
    natasha parvin 25 dias atrás +1

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  • Helen Batista
    Helen Batista 25 dias atrás

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  • Jstarj production
    Jstarj production 25 dias atrás

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  • Senpai•Kawaii04
    Senpai•Kawaii04 26 dias atrás

    It’s my birthday :(

  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer 26 dias atrás

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  • Matt Steer
    Matt Steer 26 dias atrás

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having:
    • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics)
    • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good)
    • Commerce (LIVING HELL)
    I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  • Alison's Studies
    Alison's Studies 27 dias atrás

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  • Sleeping Repurr
    Sleeping Repurr 27 dias atrás +1

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  • no no
    no no 27 dias atrás

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  • A Random Duck On The Internet

    👌

  • Brenda Christie
    Brenda Christie 28 dias atrás

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  • Maybelline August
    Maybelline August 29 dias atrás +1

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  • Griffin Davis
    Griffin Davis Mês atrás +3

    Nobody:
    My brain before a test: 0:02

  • Aurianna Houseman
    Aurianna Houseman Mês atrás

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  • 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    She’s transitioning into an adult...
    Jaiden animations warned us...

  • Gacha Milly
    Gacha Milly Mês atrás

    I love the food part!